Post To Southern Appeal

Ann Coulter (and many other False-Conservatives) claim that annoying the Liberals/Democrats is a good move to make in debating and shutting them down. Well, I am gonna give them a taste of their own medicine. For decades, we Democrats have been the mature ones. Staying aside from childish arguing and name calling. Since the George Bush administration, the childish politics and campaigning has really kicked it in high gear. Follow along as I irritate the Right with witty and tactful rhetoric. Muhahahahah. Okay here is my first attempt. It's not the greatest, but hey I am a beginner.

"You know what. The more you guys try to be like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and Bill O'reilly; the more you piss me off. You are nothing more than a true Dixiecrat+Refaglican. Not just from the south, but a fat, racist, prejudice, lying bastard.

I know why you Conservatives lie so much. It is because you are a dying breed. In the next 15-20 years you will have no control. Not even over a PTA meeting. You all are struggling, screaming, crying to stay alive. To keep your greedy views breathing and spreading, you must win this election and manipulate stupid America to save your arse. The truth is, and anyone who has common sense can see it, that George Bush is an awful President. He'd be on vacation right now if Cheney would let him.

When John Kerry becomes the incumbent of '04, I am gonna ask you a very important question. Your answer will determine how your life spins or straightens out.

No matter how much money you people have over us, you will not and cannot oppress us. Democrats... Liberals... Freedom Fighters, whatever you want to call us, we will win. Your manipulating rhetoric can only work on the ignorant and senile. The aging youth of today understands the importance of education and can see through your lies.

Here we come."
-- Professor X